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August 1, 2006

Dear Readers,

You're seated in the hidden corner of your dimly-lit bedroom. It's late—nearly 9 p.m. on an anonymous Saturday night. A glowing monitor is in front of you, and it says you're still missing roughly a third of this issue's articles. You see some of your writers on AIM, and you know Matt Gardner is just down the hall, probably watching the Sci-Fi Channel instead of doing his work, that rat bastard. You hear giggling in the common room—it's probably your other roommates, playing yet another game of naked football. With a water bottle.

IM Eric Regan.
IM Steve Hamner.
Harass Matt.
Ask your roommates to pipe down so you can get some work done.
Sit there and wait for something to happen.

Love,

Past Editions of Dear Readers,:

July 15, 2006: A Sheep Ate My Dear Readers
July 1, 2006: Another n00b bites the dust
June 15, 2006: There's nothing to do in GTA
June 1, 2006: I invented l33t
May 15, 2006: Girls are NOT Better at Games Than Guys

FULL DEAR READERS, ARCHIVE