Dear Readers,

I think aliens abducted them and cooked them up into a nice, tender videogame writer stew. I can't prove it though—it's just a hunch.

- sper

Awe but i liked Shawn

- Father Time

Matt's review of Riviera: The Promised Land (January 2006)

Very nice review. It told me what I wanted to know. Thank you.

Paul's review of Mario Party 7

You say you like it and yet its a 5.6.??

- Father Time

Paul: Well, look at what brought down the game's score: novelty. And I must say, I think I did a rather bang-up job of explaining why this game is, on the whole, not especially novel. There haven't been any novel Mario Party games since the first one.

The Gates of Life

Nice episode, Matt, well done. You wrote it really well, glad to see you keep up the good work. However, why on earth did you overlay that UGLY BASTARD in the logo this month!?

- Kevin Leacock

OMG what did you do to the picture

- Father Time

That is, without a doubt, the best TGoL ever written. Ever.

- Luap Neznarf

Cheat Codes for Life

Are these letters real

- Father Time

Zack: If you send some in, you'll know that answer for sure.

"Paul, have any locks I can pick?"—my girlfriend, after reading this column. Thanks a LOT, Zack; you turned her into a hooligan!

- Paul

Captain Eric's Super Thumb Feature Presentation

THe Thumb!! Hi Eric

- Father Time

Eric: What a very informative comment.

Digital Championship Wrestling

In a real fight, Guybrush would've completely won that match, hands down.

- Paul