I hope your comments about GameCola research vs school work were just a joke. Paul: Of course it was! Most of my time is spent joyriding on the Information Superhighway, not doing research for GameCola. Actually, Peach's real name is Princess Peach Toadstool. You can figure that out by playing Super Mario 64. Eric: Amazing. I thought I clearly wrote that I dont give a damn—new Mario games suck. IT'S SUPPOSED TO READ 3 for 4 in the second to last one, not 3 for 5. How can it be 3 for 5 when there's only 4 so far?!?!?!?!?!!?! THERE's TWO goddamn 3 for 5s in this article!! AHHHHHHH!! Paul: What? Looks fine to me.... Digital Championship Wrestling (5-4-1) Can you please refer to Eric by his other nickname, "Sniffles" in the next installment? Thanks! Eric: GODDAMN COMMUNIST CARL! We're fightin'. Paul: Consider it done! We here at GameCola always listen to our fans, after all. i have different complaints about the first cover art. like... the insanely bushy eyebrows, and the way his sword arm is too small and bent in a REALLY strange way. and that guy has tears in reeeally strange places in his pants.... no one wants to see his inner thigh. Great article. Very funny. Very true. Great idea, great reviews! Keep up the good work. The title of this column is rather ironic.
CGI Imagery of Key GameCola Staff Writers (Created using a demo version of FaceGen)
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