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GameCola Headquarters
College Park, MD 20740
October 1, 2006
Dear Readers,
No Versus Mode this
Issue, so instead you get
News haikus. Hellz yeah.
Wii is low-powered;
Graphics aren't terribly good.
Does anyone care?
Boll punched his critics
Right in the face, and now they
Don't mind his movies.
No cars, no tracks in
New Gran Turismo, but the
Box sure is pretty.
MAGfest
is coming
In a few short months; I have
Pre-ordered a shirt.
Price cut for Sony's
New system. Japan only.
Where's the love, Sony?
Coming soon: new Sam
And Max, and Seaman. The world
Is a much better place.
Wii Sports comes with Wii,
As does shame: You're flapping your
Arms like a madman.
The Bully: rated
Only Teen. Now we all can
Beat up small children.
Madden curse strikes once
Again. Real gamers, though, don't
Play the football games.
Military games
Were released, I'm assuming.
They are all the time.
Play now the real Doom
On Xbox Live. It's the only
Worthwhile thing there.
Spike TV's awards
Exist again. I think I'll
Kill myself today.
Dead or Alive: The
Movie is coming out soon.
How does this exist?
Wii, as it turns out,
Is not region free. So long,
Your hopes of imports.
Peter Jackson is
Working on a new Halo.
How the mighty fall!
Low-rent is back, and
Please vote in testgame. Also
Enjoy the issue! 
Love,
Paul Franzen
editor in chief
e-mail: pfranzen@gamecola.net
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